What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:44

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
Why do men find women with bigger buttocks attractive?
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What is the most inappropriate experience you have had with a friend's daughter?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why do people see porn pics when they can watch porn videos instead?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What are some of your shocking stories?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What are some funny stories of people calling 911 for non-emergencies?
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?